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Lets talk about Sex
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Posted on 12-01-2011 18:02
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Senior Forum Member ![]() Posts: 543 Joined: 30.01.2010 |
haha Paquero you are too young for this.. ![]() |
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| GOD Darkness |
Posted on 14-01-2011 17:45
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Junior Forum Member ![]() Posts: 470 Joined: 04.07.2010 |
Hahaha !owned XD |
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| butchy |
Posted on 14-01-2011 18:53
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Newbie ![]() Posts: 19 Joined: 25.12.2010 |
why this topic GGGGOOOOOOO outside find a woman ![]() |
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| Unique |
Posted on 16-01-2011 15:57
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Forum Member ![]() Posts: 64 Joined: 10.06.2010 |
sex with Unique WOOOW that's ''unique'' !
hello all.
i love this server ![]() greetingzzz Unique |
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| Killer |
Posted on 16-01-2011 17:57
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Forum Member ![]() Posts: 115 Joined: 11.11.2010 |
Unique wrote: sex with Unique WOOOW that's ''unique'' ! ![]() Haha ![]() |
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| clercie |
Posted on 17-01-2011 22:00
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Forum Member ![]() Posts: 165 Joined: 25.07.2010 |
sex with my . . . ![]() [img]http://img573.imageshack.us/img573/5198/123e.gif[/img] is not a valid Image.
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| Seven bold as love |
Posted on 18-01-2011 20:46
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Veteran Forum Member ![]() Posts: 1602 Joined: 28.11.2010 |
OK but I ' m not paying for the beer.
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| GOD Darkness |
Posted on 29-01-2011 13:34
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Junior Forum Member ![]() Posts: 470 Joined: 04.07.2010 |
But you are playing for sex ;D XD |
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| Medic |
Posted on 29-01-2011 18:06
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Veteran Forum Member ![]() Posts: 2854 Joined: 04.06.2009 |
I'm surprised that there are so many idiotic perverts in this clan
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| GOD Darkness |
Posted on 30-01-2011 22:16
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Junior Forum Member ![]() Posts: 470 Joined: 04.07.2010 |
Hahahahaha XD Medic but you posted here too ;D |
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Posted on 30-01-2011 23:44
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Veteran Forum Member ![]() Posts: 2854 Joined: 04.06.2009 |
Owned ![]() Medic: !mute Dracon Fire: Abuse? !setlevel medic# 0 Fire: !unmute dracon Dracon: Haha what a noob!!! Fire: No noobcalling! !mute dracon InFERNO: Abuse? !setlevel fire 0 To be continued... xD Edited by Medic on 30-01-2011 23:46
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| GOD Darkness |
Posted on 31-01-2011 04:05
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Junior Forum Member ![]() Posts: 470 Joined: 04.07.2010 |
LOOOOOOOOOOOL XD very nice but one mistace I will never call you noob my friend. But right i owned you ![]() Thullie: No that wasn´t abuse!!! !setlevel fire 10 Fire: Thx Thullie. !mute Inferno !setlevel Inferno 0 Medic: WTF!!! STOP SETTING LEVEL. Dracon: Be carefule Medic your language is bad! !mute Medic . . . . To be continued by Medic ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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| Medic |
Posted on 31-01-2011 17:37
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Veteran Forum Member ![]() Posts: 2854 Joined: 04.06.2009 |
Fire: !setlevel inferno 10 Sorry bro' UnNamedPlayer by PM to ETPlayer: Wow this clan has problems... ETPlayer by PM to UnNamedPlayer: I agree, especially Dracon, why's he even a member? UnNamedPlayer by PM to ETPlayer: No idea... this clan sucks anyways. Fire to UnNamedPlayer and ETPlayer: You know I can read PM's. I'm the god. Consider yourselves banned. Fire (Writing) Inferno: !mute fire No way man!! Meanwhile In real-life: Fire goes to inferno's room and kills is a soft term to use! (Friedrick knows what I'm talking about) Then fire revives Inferno and fire says he's sorry. They kiss and make up ![]() To be continued.... Edited by Medic on 31-01-2011 17:38
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| Seven bold as love |
Posted on 31-01-2011 22:28
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Fire: No one has the authority to ban me ! Medic : The forces of agodman are marching on towards the ancient citadel of Minas *In his castle the great king and undefeated sheperd of all lives awaits , FiRe&Wall , son of Jupiter & Themis . Fire : Seal all doors and windows , stop the streaming to pbbans and send my respectful regards to Evenbalance , this is the end my friends . INFeRNO: Lol lets just ban them FiRe&Wall: This is war , not ET , do ctrl+ esc ! Medic the White : Through the mist I see hope , bring the Palantir to me ! *No TJ , Killer ! * 43 min later ... Seven the Grey : You know what you ' re doing ? Medic : Ofc , I recruited the guy that created the palantir ... FiRe: That was like 3400 years ago ! Medic : 3356 years to be exact Now how do we turn this thing on ? Medic : !pause gonna get new batteries To be Counted Nude Edited by Seven bold as love on 31-01-2011 22:31
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Posted on 01-02-2011 18:10
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At the shop Medic: I'd like to have some 100x100 10kb max bra's. I mean batteries. For the palantir of Minas Tirith. O and I just fed my dog. Do you like dogs.. or making babies? I mean dogbabies. The...aa...the..where were we?.. I know the flattery.... the battery that is...By the way I would really like you to ..aaa............ give me the location on this ET Map for the spawn. Just bind it in the console, /bind g map. And now press g. Saleswoman: It's right in front of you. In the spawn: Medic: O I know you want this! Saleswoman: Ye, put it in just like that... harder..harder. Medic: Is it in yet? Saleswoman: Keep doing that. Medic: I think we're not doing it right.. oh...oh... Saleswoman: You're getting thare, just oh... oh... OH!!! Medic: Yea... I like this... mmmm.... Saleswoman: I can feel it coming already!! uh.. Medic: YES!! Saleswoman: It was hard I know. At least you got the batteries in the palantier. Good work man. We've been going at it for 30 mins now.. Medic: Thanks lady for the help.. !setlevel Saleswoman 1 Fire as Referee: !setlevel Saleswoman 0, she's not registered at the forums. Medic: Oh. ok. Medic: Wanna go out later? Fire: Sure, I'll pick you up at? Medic: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to her, the saleswoman. Fire: You were what? !mute medic temporarily permanent And the changes for Medic's romances had ended for that time. Pity.. though there's always hope. that dies last. Pic of the saleswoman. [img]http://nextround.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/actresses_cheerleaders2.jpg[/img] is not a valid Image. [img]http://i25.tinypic.com/nnpead.png[/img] is not a valid Image.
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Posted on 02-02-2011 16:08
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Veteran Forum Member ![]() Posts: 2854 Joined: 04.06.2009 |
To be continued by Seven/Dracon!
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| OjKa |
Posted on 02-02-2011 16:33
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Junior Forum Member ![]() Posts: 253 Joined: 24.10.2009 |
i have raipet alot of unknown ppl under my years of et xDD and done !sex to most of the members here aswell xDD
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| Seven bold as love |
Posted on 03-02-2011 23:25
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Veteran Forum Member ![]() Posts: 1602 Joined: 28.11.2010 |
Medic decided to come back to Minas , with great souvenirs of the saleswoman 's great affair , indeed those 10kb were pretty cheap although they seemed not to fit in at first , size matters when made to rule the World . He took his lunchbox and took the road ... In the Valley of Death he would ride and sing the jamaican anthem for the former , present and future armed forces serving in Vietnam on this year of 0.1.1 , wondering if any vietnamese camp needed batteries ... parked his Harley ' 48 and saw Yoshi Min far in the jungle , took his 30-06 Springfield and kneeled down . " Locked on target ... Request permission to open fire .. " *No answer* " Must be cycling or something " He unlocked safety and prayed for his arm not to deceive him . ... Suspence . Will he shoot or not ? :D He arrived at a sign saying " [img]http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/158/greenlandrecruitment.jpg[/img] is not a valid Image.
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Posted on 04-02-2011 15:36
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Veteran Forum Member ![]() Posts: 2854 Joined: 04.06.2009 |
"No shitting here!" next to a sign saying "Shit here, please!". Yoshi thought: "Don't need to shit anyway.." Meanwhile 50 m away: Fire calls medic: Fire: !unmute medic Medic: Still mad? Fire: Nah, I was just high yesterday. Medic: Oh, then it's understandable, what did you take - weed? Fire: Nah, I mean I was 100m above the sea-level. Medic: omfg... Fire: No whining! !mute medic# Inferno: Here we go again... here we go again. Inferno: !gib Inferno: oops? Inferno: haha my bad Inferno: noob panza Inferno: !pirates Inferno: !pirates Inferno: !pirates Inferno: !pirates Inferno: !pirates Inferno: !pirates Inferno: !pirates Fire: !pirates Fire: !pirates Fire: !pirates Fire: !pirates Seven: !meepmeep xD Seven: !meepmeep xD Seven: !meepmeep xD Seven: !meepmeep xD Seven: !meepmeep xD Fire: No spamming! !mute seven Inferno: Here we go again... here we go again. Medic and Seven were still muted. ... 30 min later still muted. ... 1h later still muted. ... 1 year later: Fire: !unmute medic Fire: Did you learn your lesson? Medic: What? Fire: Don't you remember, it was like .. yesterday. Medic: What was? Fire: You whined yesterday... or was it last year? xD Fire: Did you even notice when you were muted? Medic: No, I was muted for a day or like year... ofc not. (Sarcasm )Fire: !muute medic Medic: Haha, typo. Fire: !mute rasmus Fire: haha! Medic: Ah... I'm muted now, what I'm gonna do? Fire: Not sure man.. maybe you should....... Fire: Wtf you're not muted? Medic: I am. Fire: Ok, good then .To be continued. Edited by Medic on 04-02-2011 15:38
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| GOD Darkness |
Posted on 05-02-2011 17:51
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Junior Forum Member ![]() Posts: 470 Joined: 04.07.2010 |
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Dracon: !unmute seven Dracon: Fire forgot him Dracon: Medic nice trickto Fire XD Medic: Thx mate Fire: -.- !mute Alex Dracon: Ohhh no now am i muted too ;D Fire: Yes so please be quit now! Medic: Omfg what an idiot. Dracon: !mute Medic No insults! Dracon: hahahahahaha Fire: why is Medic muted? Dracon: Because you muted him because whining! . . . . . 2 years later... Dracon: !unmute Medic Medic: you fucking ashole muted me 2 years -.-.-.-.-.-.- Dracon: !mute medic no insults XD to be continued by Medic/Seven
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