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Lets talk about Sex
Headshot
haha Paquero you are too young for this.. Grin
 
GOD Darkness
Hahaha !owned XD
 
butchy
why this topic GGGGOOOOOOO outside find a woman Pfft
 
Unique
sex with Unique
WOOOW that's ''unique'' !
Grin
hello all.
i love this server Smile

greetingzzz Unique
 
Killer
Unique wrote:
sex with Unique
WOOOW that's ''unique'' !
Grin


Haha Grin
 
clercie
sex with my . . .
Shock

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Seven bold as love
OK but I ' m not paying for the beer.
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GOD Darkness
But you are playing for sex ;D XD
 
Medic
I'm surprised that there are so many idiotic perverts in this clan Pfft
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GOD Darkness
Hahahahaha XD Medic but you posted here too ;D
 
Medic
Owned Smile

Medic: !mute Dracon
Fire: Abuse? !setlevel medic# 0
Fire: !unmute dracon
Dracon: Haha what a noob!!!
Fire: No noobcalling! !mute dracon
InFERNO: Abuse? !setlevel fire 0

To be continued...

xD
Edited by Medic on 30-01-2011 23:46

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GOD Darkness
LOOOOOOOOOOOL XD very nice but one mistace

I will never call you noob my friend.
But right i owned you Grin


Thullie: No that wasn´t abuse!!! !setlevel fire 10
Fire: Thx Thullie. !mute Inferno !setlevel Inferno 0
Medic: WTF!!! STOP SETTING LEVEL.
Dracon: Be carefule Medic your language is bad! !mute Medic
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To be continued by Medic



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Medic
Fire: !setlevel inferno 10 Sorry bro'
UnNamedPlayer by PM to ETPlayer: Wow this clan has problems...
ETPlayer by PM to UnNamedPlayer: I agree, especially Dracon, why's he even a member?
UnNamedPlayer by PM to ETPlayer: No idea... this clan sucks anyways.
Fire to UnNamedPlayer and ETPlayer: You know I can read PM's. I'm the god. Consider yourselves banned.
Fire (Writing)
Inferno: !mute fire No way man!!

Meanwhile In real-life:

Fire goes to inferno's room and kills is a soft term to use!

(Friedrick knows what I'm talking about)

Then fire revives Inferno and fire says he's sorry.
They kiss and make up Pfft

To be continued....
Edited by Medic on 31-01-2011 17:38

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Seven bold as love
Fire: No one has the authority to ban me !
Medic : The forces of agodman are marching on towards the ancient citadel of Minas
*In his castle the great king and undefeated sheperd of all lives awaits , FiRe&Wall , son of Jupiter & Themis .
Fire : Seal all doors and windows , stop the streaming to pbbans and send my respectful regards to Evenbalance , this is the end my friends .
INFeRNO: Lol lets just ban them
FiRe&Wall: This is war , not ET , do ctrl+ esc !
Medic the White : Through the mist I see hope , bring the Palantir to me !
*No TJ , Killer ! *
43 min later ...
Seven the Grey : You know what you ' re doing ?
Medic : Ofc , I recruited the guy that created the palantir ...
FiRe: That was like 3400 years ago !
Medic : 3356 years to be exact Pfft Now how do we turn this thing on ?
Medic : !pause gonna get new batteries

To be Counted Nude
Edited by Seven bold as love on 31-01-2011 22:31

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Medic
At the shop

Medic: I'd like to have some 100x100 10kb max bra's. I mean batteries. For the palantir of Minas Tirith. O and I just fed my dog. Do you like dogs.. or making babies? I mean dogbabies. The...aa...the..where were we?.. I know the flattery.... the battery that is...By the way I would really like you to ..aaa............ give me the location on this ET Map for the spawn. Just bind it in the console, /bind g map. And now press g.

Saleswoman: It's right in front of you.

In the spawn:

Medic: O I know you want this!
Saleswoman: Ye, put it in just like that... harder..harder.
Medic: Is it in yet?
Saleswoman: Keep doing that.
Medic: I think we're not doing it right.. oh...oh...
Saleswoman: You're getting thare, just oh... oh... OH!!!
Medic: Yea... I like this... mmmm....
Saleswoman: I can feel it coming already!! uh..
Medic: YES!!
Saleswoman: It was hard I know. At least you got the batteries in the palantier. Good work man. We've been going at it for 30 mins now..
Medic: Thanks lady for the help.. !setlevel Saleswoman 1
Fire as Referee: !setlevel Saleswoman 0, she's not registered at the forums.
Medic: Oh. ok.
Medic: Wanna go out later?
Fire: Sure, I'll pick you up at?
Medic: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to her, the saleswoman.
Fire: You were what? !mute medic temporarily permanent

And the changes for Medic's romances had ended for that time.
Pity.. though there's always hope. that dies last.

Pic of the saleswoman.

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Medic
To be continued by Seven/Dracon!
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OjKa
i have raipet alot of unknown ppl under my years of et xDD and done !sex to most of the members here aswell xDD
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Aka Ome#
 
Seven bold as love
Medic decided to come back to Minas , with great souvenirs of the saleswoman 's great affair , indeed those 10kb were pretty cheap although they seemed not to fit in at first , size matters when made to rule the World . He took his lunchbox and took the road ...
In the Valley of Death he would ride and sing the jamaican anthem for the former , present and future armed forces serving in Vietnam on this year of 0.1.1 , wondering if any vietnamese camp needed batteries ... parked his Harley ' 48 and saw Yoshi Min far in the jungle , took his 30-06 Springfield and kneeled down .
" Locked on target ... Request permission to open fire .. "
*No answer*
" Must be cycling or something "
He unlocked safety and prayed for his arm not to deceive him .
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Suspence . Will he shoot or not ? :D

He arrived at a sign saying "
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Medic
"No shitting here!" next to a sign saying "Shit here, please!".
Yoshi thought: "Don't need to shit anyway.."

Meanwhile 50 m away:

Fire calls medic:

Fire: !unmute medic
Medic: Still mad?
Fire: Nah, I was just high yesterday.
Medic: Oh, then it's understandable, what did you take - weed?
Fire: Nah, I mean I was 100m above the sea-level.
Medic: omfg...
Fire: No whining! !mute medic#
Inferno: Here we go again... here we go again.
Inferno: !gib
Inferno: oops?
Inferno: haha my bad
Inferno: noob panza
Inferno: !pirates
Inferno: !pirates
Inferno: !pirates
Inferno: !pirates
Inferno: !pirates
Inferno: !pirates
Inferno: !pirates
Fire: !pirates
Fire: !pirates
Fire: !pirates
Fire: !pirates
Seven: !meepmeep xD
Seven: !meepmeep xD
Seven: !meepmeep xD
Seven: !meepmeep xD
Seven: !meepmeep xD
Fire: No spamming! !mute seven
Inferno: Here we go again... here we go again.

Medic and Seven were still muted.

... 30 min later still muted.
... 1h later still muted.
... 1 year later:

Fire: !unmute medic

Fire: Did you learn your lesson?
Medic: What?
Fire: Don't you remember, it was like .. yesterday.
Medic: What was?
Fire: You whined yesterday... or was it last year? xD
Fire: Did you even notice when you were muted?
Medic: No, I was muted for a day or like year... ofc not. (Sarcasm Pfft)
Fire: !muute medic
Medic: Haha, typo.
Fire: !mute rasmus
Fire: haha!
Medic: Ah... I'm muted now, what I'm gonna do?
Fire: Not sure man.. maybe you should.......
Fire: Wtf you're not muted?
Medic: I am.
Fire: Ok, good then Smile.

To be continued.
Edited by Medic on 04-02-2011 15:38

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GOD Darkness
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


Dracon: !unmute seven
Dracon: Fire forgot him
Dracon: Medic nice trickto Fire XD
Medic: Thx mate
Fire: -.- !mute Alex
Dracon: Ohhh no now am i muted too ;D
Fire: Yes so please be quit now!
Medic: Omfg what an idiot.
Dracon: !mute Medic No insults!
Dracon: hahahahahaha
Fire: why is Medic muted?
Dracon: Because you muted him because whining!
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2 years later...

Dracon: !unmute Medic
Medic: you fucking ashole muted me 2 years -.-.-.-.-.-.-
Dracon: !mute medic no insults XD

to be continued by Medic/Seven
Grin
Edited by GOD Darkness on 05-02-2011 17:52
 
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