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| Legendary |
Posted on 13-05-2012 01:13
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Once upon a time, there lived 2 brothers called Inferno and Firewall. They were two completely normal dudes who did nothing else but completely normal stuff. But one day, these guys discovered a game called Wolfenstein ET. It was a complete quinsidence on a farming field, when the two brothers were taking care of their weedplants and suddenly, a newspaper flew through the air and hit Inferno in the face. He ran home crying, Firewall picked up the newspaper and tried roll some joints of the little poor thing when he noticed an interesting advertisement on the front page. It said: "A whole new way to keep your bro's and hoe's entertained! Play Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory today!" Meanwhile, the postman who had tossed the newspaper, had gotten off his bycicle, and was already making his way to Firewall. While the postman was getting closer, Firewall picked up the shovel and yelled:"COME AT ME, BRO!". The postman stopped and said that he means no harm and wanted to ask if the little kid was ok. Firewall lowered his shovel. Postman came to him and introduced himself: "My name is Thullie and it's my first time to work in this neighbourhood. And I'm sorry about that incident, my accuracy has never been good." Firewall asked him if he knew what Wolfenstein was. Thullie said: "yes it's a very fun game with a lot of features. If you happen to have a PC in your home, I'can show you." Firewall didn't have a PC. But since he wanted to try the game out so bad, he ran home and came back instantly with a briefcase full of money. They started to make their way to the electronics store. En route, Thullie asked Firewall if Inferno was ok. Firewall said: "When i went home, he complained that he couldn't sleep because of the pain." "That's sad", said Thullie. "No it's not", Firewall rasponded, "I smacked him to the head with a hammer, he's sleeping like a little angel now."Once in the store, Firewall picked out the most expensive PC he could find and threw the briefcase to the cashier. "Keep the change!", he yelled. On their way home, a cop car pulled over next to Firewall and Thullie. The cop got out of the car and said:" Officer Aretardedmonkey. Licence and registration please!" "But sir...we don't drive?!" Said Firewall. "Oh, right. Then I have to ask you where you stole that kick-ass PC. I know it's the most unique model out right now and there's possibly noone who can afford that in these difficult times like now.", Aretardedmonkey said. Thullie responded: "He bought it, and also, if you need a witness, we have it." - "Where did you get the money?" - "Ummmm...errrr....my....my grandma's bequest. She-she left me a bunch of money", said Firewall. "Carry on then", said the officer, and drove off. "That was close", Firewall sighted. Once they arrived home, Inferno had already woken up and had been waiting for Firewall with a frying pan shaking in his hand. Firewall stormed the room, said "Put that thing down bro I got ouselves a PC!" "How did you manage to pay for it?", Inferno asked. - "Umm...I took the money wich you got from the black market for top-quality weed." - "WHAT?", shouted Inferno and a thick, heavy frying pan then landed on Firewalls head. He collapsed instantly. Thullie saw the whole thing and went: "HOLYSHIT!!! Dafuq's wrong with you people?". Then he called an ambulance and Inferno went to pick up his phone to order some pizzas. Thullie was stunned about the fact that Inferno didn't give a shit of him just standing there. When the ambulance arrived, Firewall had started groaning on the floor. A medic ringed the bell and Thullie went to open the door. Medic started to take care of Firewall and Thullie went to the living room to set up the new PC. "No need to take him to the hospital", the medic said, "just a small bruise, he's going to be ok." When the medic was finished, Thullie asked his name. "I'm a Medic", the medic said. "I know", said Thullie, "I asked what's your name?" - "I'm a Medic" - "I know that, but..." - "HEY, My name IS Medic, dipshit!", said the medic and left. Firewall got up and Inferno bashed in from the back door with a large pizza and ran upstairs to his room. Thullie began to show Firewall what Wolfenstein is. At first, Firewall mistook it for low quality gay porn, but Thullie explained him that it's just the server admin going crazy with the !strip command. Inferno came down, took a look at the screen and went: "EWW dude, I thought that at least my brother was straight but now I've really started to doubt." Thullie started to explain Inferno that it's Wolfenstein but it was kind of difficult to do that because he had to hold Firewall back from stabbing Inferno with a pair of scissors. After 10 minutes of struggling, they seemed to calm down somehow and now they were both nailed in front of the screen, stunned by the beauty of this fabulous game. Thullie said that it's getting late already and he should leave. And so he did, leaving Firewall and Inferno fighting about who gets to play first. "Damn, I never get the hang of these people...,"thought Thullie while stepping out the front door. To be continued with more of our members involved... =====================================================PART 2===================================================== "BAMBAM-KAH-BOOMMMM!-tatatatatatatatataaaaarrrrrrrtttttttt...BLAM!...NEED A MEDIC!!!...BLAM!" Inferno: DIE YOU MOTHERF*****S!! Firewall: Inferno? Inferno: Yea? Firewall: SHUT THE F**K UP! Inferno: No can do buddy... Firewall: Did you know that our PC has a interigated time capsule? Too much gaming can trigger it! Inferno: That's bullshit man... SWOOOSH!!!!!... ---------a few moments later, they wake up in some military base---------- Firewall: What the hell did you do? Inferno: ... Firewall: Told you. Inferno: Where are we? Firewall: Wait there's a sign over there... Inferno: What does it say? Firewall: "Intergalactic House Of Pancakes"...weird Inferno: YAY PANCAKES!! Firewall: shh, someone's coming... Marguz: Greetings! Firewall: What year is it? Marguz: It's year 8008135, we've been expecting you two. Inferno: When will we get some pancakes? Marguz: Right this way... ---------------Marguz takes them to the canteen--------------- Marguz: Good news everyone! our Bitches from the past arrived! Pizducha: O_O Legendary: O_O Pluse: O_O Thullie: O_O Medic: O_O Aretardedmonkey: O_______O Firewall: Thullie, Medic, Aretardedmonkey...dfuq are you doing here? Medic: We're here on a mission to send us all back to the past...we're moving out tomorrow to find the time capsule in the jungle which is a vietcong territory... Inferno: PANCAKES!!!!! Pluse: ...and that's why we need strong fellas like you. I head that you, Firewall are quite good with a shovel... Inferno: PAANCAAAAAKEES!!!!!!!!!!!! Legendary: And what's your name mister? Inferno: INFERNO! AND I WANT PANCAKES!! Legendary: The vietcongs have them... Inferno: ._. let's go get the bastards.... Marguz: That's the spirit... -----------------next day, the jungle------------------ Marguz: Hold up guys, our contact should meet us here... Aretardedmonkey: who? Thullie: Jelly-Beans? Marguz: Yes... .................................. Jelly-Beans: Helloo... Legendary: How's the situation? Jelly-Beans: Bad, vietcongs have all the pancakes... Inferno: AARGGHHH!!!!  Pluse: Gather around everyone, d-brief! Marguz: Alright here's the deal, Thullie and Firewall, go and get some firewood, Medic and Legendary, you go scout ahead and keep an eye out for any vietcongs. Rest of us will set up camp here. Everyone: Aye, sir. --------------------next morning------------------- Legendary: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Medic: DON'T GO IN THERE, DON'T GO IN THERE!!!!! Pluse: what's going on guys? Medic: The vietcongs!!! they're everywhere!!!! Marguz: Ah? Legendary: Yes, AND THEY'RE TELLING YO' MAMA JOKES!!! Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Inferno: PANCAKEEES!!! Jelly-Beans: NO ONE CARES!!! Thullie: Time to strike back guys. bring out your spoons. Firewall: Time to eat all of their rice and leave them starving! Aretardedmonkey: MUHAHAHAAAA...! -------------------as they advanced through the jungle, something weird happened---------------------- Marguz: Hold up guys, what the hell is this? Medic: HOLY SHIT Jelly-Beans: Oh good grief... Aretardedmonkey: WHAT THE F**K?! Legendary: Awwww, It's a kitteh! Thullie: Nono, Next to the kitteh!!!! Legendary: YEEEEAAAAARRGGHHH! Pluse: Who the hell leaves chokolate muffins under the forest? Firewall: YAY, MUFFINS!! Pizducha: WAIT don't eat them! Pluse: where have you been Pizducha? Pizducha: I've been looking for my muffins... Jelly-Beans: These muffins? Inferno: What muffins? Pizducha: DID YOU JUST EAT THEM??? Inferno: If a man can't get pancakes, He'll get some muffins! Medic: Alright, let's move on... Vietnamese clown: PEEK-A-BOO!!!! Marguz: INCOMING! Firewall: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! Medic: Stop drop and roll! Stop drop and roll! Pluse: This is not a fire emergency...JUST RUN!! Jelly-Beans: OMG I'M BURNING!! ....................... Legendary: Is it gone? Thullie: I guess so... Aretardedmonkey: OMG IT GOT FIREWALL!!! Pizducha: NOOOO Inferno: I WANT MY PANCAKES!!!!! Legendary: Wait...I'm hearing something from the bushes... Jelly-Beans: sshh...! ....................................... Vietnamese clown: Come on let's play!! Firewall: Stop it! NOOOOO!!!!! Vietnamese clown: Muhahahahaaaaaa Firewall: Aaaaahhhh... Vietnamese clown: THIS IS A FUN GAME!!!!! Firewall: ... Vietnamese clown, Hey...what are you doing? Firewall: Uncle Firewall has got a game... Vietnamese clown: Hey get your finger out of there!!!! Firewall: Tickle-Tickle-Tickle-Tickle.... Vietnamese clown: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! Firewall: You wanna play with uncle Firewall?? Vietnamese clown: NOOOOOO!! Firewall: Here's a little balloon animal... Tadadatatatadadadadaaaaaaaaa... Vietnamese clown: AAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!... ................................ Everyone: WHAT.THE.F**K?! Firewall: Shall we proceed? Pluse: Sure...let's...go... Medic: Are you alright? Firewall: Yea, no big deal. Inferno: BUT DID YOU GET ME PANCAKES???? Pizducha: Shut up... Thullie: It's late, let's set up camp here. Aretardedmonkey: Agreed. Jelly-Beans: I'm going to get some firewood. Legendary: Firewall, you sleep outside ok? Keep a look out for vietcongs during the night. Marguz: Well played Legendary, well played... Firewall: In the name of Intergalactic House Of Pancakes, I'll do it. Inferno: PANCAKEES!!!! -------------------------------next morning--------------------------------- Firewall: GUYS WAKE UP! Pizducha: What is it now?? Firewall: There are bears... Legendary: Pedobears? Firewall: I guess so... Thullie: GUYS DON'T LET MARGUZ COME OUT!! Medic: Marguz is not here? Aretardedmonkey: And Inferno is gone too!!!  Pluse: Where the hell are they?? Jelly-Beans: Firewall: ergh...What about the pedobears? One of them is getting real close... Pedobear: I wanna play a game... Firewall: Oh is that so...?  To be continued... Edited by Legendary on 16-09-2012 17:22
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| Pizducha94 |
Posted on 13-05-2012 11:22
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I'm just saying WOW...
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| Jelly-Beans |
Posted on 13-05-2012 11:34
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 Great job!!!
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| Thullie |
Posted on 13-05-2012 11:35
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| Legendary |
Posted on 13-05-2012 16:53
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Veteran Forum Member Posts: 1313 Joined: 10.04.2011 |
Who wants to be in the next episode?
.Be|Legendary!, a LEGENDARY MEMBER of the Belgium-Fraggers community. I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Playing in the server since September 23 2009, member since June 08 2011. [img]http://i1193.photobucket.com/albums/aa349/CraZed012/USERBARS/prous-to-be-estonian.png[/img] is not a valid Image. |
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| Drakthaa |
Posted on 13-05-2012 18:20
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Funny story haha |
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| marguz |
Posted on 13-05-2012 22:20
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Feel free to add me in next episode =)
Edited by marguz on 13-05-2012 22:22
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| robercik |
Posted on 14-05-2012 13:23
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what shit do you smoking man
Edited by robercik on 14-05-2012 13:24
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| Tigerrocks |
Posted on 16-05-2012 20:02
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Great Job!
u blocked me on facebook, and now u going to die!
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| Paquero |
Posted on 18-09-2012 17:28
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nice story! although if I am bored, I won't make such a story you forgot me btw
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| Jelly-Beans |
Posted on 18-09-2012 20:38
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Veteran Forum Member Posts: 1368 Joined: 03.05.2011 |
cuz you left us 
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